What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.   How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.   How do billboards talk? Sign language.   How...

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.   Why is there a wall around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in. What did the chip say when he saw the cheese stealing? H...