• October 1510/20- UIL Marching Contest

  • October 1510/19- Volleyball vs. Gunter- 4:30 (varsity first) *BIG GAME*; Football @ Bowie- 7:30 p.m.

  • October 1510/18- JV Football vs. Bowie-5:30 p.m.

  • October 1510/16- Volleyball @ Pottsboro- 5:00 p.m.

  • October 1510/15- NHS Induction Ceremony- 6:30

  • October 1510/15- Student Holiday- Teacher Workday

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Cole Carroll, A&E Reporter

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What do you call someone that doesn’t fart in public?

A private tutor.

 

How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

She fits into your wife’s clothes.

 

I love my six pack so much.

So I protect it with a layer of fat.

 

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef.

 

Why didn’t the blonde call 911?

She couldn’t find the “11”.

 

Which dog keeps track of time the best?

A watch dog.

 

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing.

 

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

 

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang..

… then it hit me.

 

What followed the dinosaur?

It’s tail.

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